The Apocolypse of Squirrels

Thought this poem I wrote was apporopriate for today! (; (oh, and I meant *good* under "eating," up there. I think I may have a cold or something.

The twenty first of December
In the year 2012,
We squirrels went to a place
Where the true darkness dwells

We shook up our soda cans
And threw them at the kids!
An evil in the world
Which only chipmunks can rid!

We squirrels went to the library and returned books past due,
What horrid dreadful things we were, to keep them from you!
The chipmunks followed close behind in a small and stealthy line
And when they caught up to us squirrels they implemented fines!

However, safety was far from ensured,
We squirrels were determined to destroy the world!
Despite the efforts of the chipmunks so true,
We squirrels still seek to destroy all of you!

We steal everyone's lunch money,
And buy nothing but nuts,
We steal the golfer's golf balls,
Before he even puts!

We tell you that that dress you love,
Makes your butt look fat,
And we cover all your driveways
In a snow of squirrelly scat!

We tease all your dogs,
And put gum in your hair
And laugh as we watch,
Other humans all stare

We'll have quite a blast,
Being evil that day
Unless chipmunks and zombie squirrels
Stand in our way!

Happy Apocalypse!
-MerlinPsych <3